TERMS OF SERVICE

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PREAMBLE: LET'S BE REAL

You're here to make slop. We're here to help you make slop. Let's not pretend otherwise. These terms exist because lawyers exist, but we'll keep it readable because life is short and the algorithm is hungry.

1. THE DEAL

You give us money (or use the free tier). We give you tools to generate content. You use that content however you want. We don't ask questions. That's it. That's the whole deal.

2. YOUR CONTENT, YOUR PROBLEM

Everything you generate is yours. You own it. You can:

• Upload it to any platform
• Monetize it however you want
• Sell it, license it, NFT it (if that's still a thing)
• Claim it as your own (it is)

BUT: You're responsible for what you make. If you generate something illegal, offensive, or that violates someone else's rights, that's on you. We provide the tools. You choose how to use them.

3. DON'T BE A JERK

You agree not to:

• Generate CSAM or anything involving minors (instant ban, reported to authorities)
• Create deepfakes of real people without consent
• Generate content to harass or harm specific individuals
• Use our tools for fraud, scams, or deception that harms people
• Try to break our systems or steal our stuff
• Resell our API access as your own service

We're not morality police. We don't care if you make "low quality" content. That's between you and the algorithm. But there are lines. Don't cross them.

4. PAYMENT TERMS

• Monthly subscriptions bill monthly. Revolutionary, we know.
• Cancel anytime. No fees. No guilt trips.
• Refunds on a case-by-case basis. Don't abuse it.
• Prices may change. We'll warn you first.
• Failed payments = suspended access. Pay your bills.

5. THE "AS IS" CLAUSE

The tools work. They work well. But sometimes things break. AI models change. APIs go down. Servers catch fire (metaphorically). We'll fix things fast, but we can't guarantee 100% uptime or that every generation will be perfect. The algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away.

6. LIABILITY (THE BORING LEGAL BIT)

We're not liable for: your content getting demonetized, platforms changing their rules, AI-generated faces looking weird, the death of the internet, or any other consequences of your content farming activities. Maximum liability = what you paid us. We're tool makers, not financial advisors.

7. TERMINATION

You can leave anytime. We can ban you if you violate these terms (especially the "don't be a jerk" section). If we ban you, we'll tell you why. If you're banned, you don't get a refund for the current billing period. Don't get banned.

8. DISPUTES

If we have a problem, let's talk first. Email legal@slupr.com. Most issues can be resolved without lawyers. If lawyers become necessary, Delaware law applies because that's where startups pretend to live.

9. CHANGES

We might update these terms. When we do, we'll notify you. Continued use = acceptance. If you don't like the new terms, you can leave. We'll be sad but we'll understand.

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