Not the chocolate chip kind, unfortunately
$ cat cookie_policy.md
Cookies are tiny text files that websites store on your computer. They remember things so you don't have to log in every 5 seconds. They're not viruses. They're not tracking implants. They're just... text files. The EU made us write this page. So here we are.
These make the site work. Without them, you can't log in, and the whole thing falls apart. You can't disable these. Sorry not sorry.
session_id — Keeps you logged incsrf_token — Security thing. Important.auth_token — Proves you're youThese help us understand how people use the site. We use privacy-focused analytics (not Google Analytics, because we're not monsters). No personal data. Just aggregate numbers.
_plausible — Privacy-first analyticssession_count — How many times you've visitedThese remember your settings so you don't have to set them every time.
theme — Dark mode foreversidebar_collapsed — Your layout preferencescookie_consent — Whether you've seen this pageYour browser lets you delete or block cookies. Here's how:
Note: If you block essential cookies, the site won't work. That's just how the web works. Don't @ us.
TL;DR: We use cookies to make the site work and to understand usage patterns. We don't track you around the internet. We don't sell cookie data. We're not the platforms. Now go make some slop.
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